MTV's The Real World: A Brief History

This is the 50 percent true story. Of 7-8 idiots, picked to live on a tv set, have a fake hill's job together and have their lives taped. You already know whats gonna happen when people stop being sober and start getting TRASHED. The Real World: A brief history.

I have two things to admit before I start writing. The first is I have not yet seen an episode of the real world Cancun, the 2nd is thru the the past few years I have became much less of a fan. One of the reasons is when I was little I used to think the people on the show were cool, now that I am as old as them, actually I'm older than most of them, I think they are losers. ::sigh:: i also never realized my dream of going on the real world. Anyway this is a brief history of the real world......

Anyway it all started in 1992 with the real world New York. Honestly, I know some might argue that this was very groundbreaking and brought up a lot of social issues of the time. I think this season was boring as hell. Then comes the Real World LA basically a guy was kicked out he was replaced by some bro then some chick got an abortion all the while Jon Brennen played his guitar and wore his cow boy hat. We were also introduced to a lovely lady named Beth who will haunt our tv for decades to come. Next came real world San Fran. I can't really say anything about this season for fear of getting in trouble, oh and puck put his finger in the peanut butter jar. This was then followed by London a season that I can barely remember anything about, I think some guy got half his tongue bitten off?

After Real World London, I feel a new era begins in Real World history. We shall refer to the first 4 seasons as the pre-job generation. Next came my favorite era: (to be announced at the end of this paragraph). Unfortunately Job focused episodes SUCK! But these seasons over came that and just plain old rocked! First came the Real World Miami. AWESOME AWESOME season. The cast was overall entertaining the whole time. They were so dysfunctional they couldn't even start a business with MTV's money. Lets see there was a very riskay shower scene and an awesome fight over an envelope. "Does this envelope say Melissa open me up?" Oh Dan. Next came the real world Boston, they lived in a fire house! This is also when it became customary for people on the real world to have really strange names, i guess they were running out of names and wanted to eliminate confusion for the challenges. The Montana, Genesis and Cyrus of this season would lead to the Chet and Dunbar we have now. Anyway Boston they had to work with kids. GREAT IDEA! This actually makes me feel bad for the children of Boston. Then montana got fired for giving a kid alcohol, but come on MTV what did u expect? After this c0mes one of my favorite seasons Seattle. It was pretty mellow, they worked at a radio station, David and Nathan were bros, and then something awesome happened. Stephen bitch slapped Irene and then threw her stuffed animal into the water. It went a little something like this
Irene: Stephen you know a marriage between me and you would never work out?
Stephen: Whys that?
Irene: Cause your a homosexual stephen.
Stephen: ::grabs crotch: well ur a bitch
:::Stephen runs back into the house and grabs a stuffed animal:::
Nathan: Stephen let it go
Stephen dramatically throws the poor stuffed animal in the water and smacks irene ::end scene::
awesome
Next came my favorite season ever Real World Hawaii. Lets face it within the first episode people were naked, and someone had alcohol poisoning. That someone was Ruthie the first real world problem drinker. Eat your heart out JOEY. They got to go to India they worked at a surf shop and had to put on lame shows. There was Colin and Amaya, and Teck money. Great great season. After that came New Orleans not quite Hawaii but still awesome. They had a lot of race and religion focused episodes which was boring. Melissa freaked out a lot, Julie was a Mormon. And David sang shoo-daba-dee-dabooda to the bank on their public access show. After that we went back to NY. There were some good fights, it was decent, we then first heard of the miz and coral who would do many challenges. Then came chicago once again not that great of a season Tonya had kidney stones and people hooked up with rock stars. And that was the end of an era.
This era was called the Pre-Las Vegas generation.

and I didn't realize this history was going to be not so brief so I'm changing the name to The Real World Saga. Thanks Stephanie Meyer. This concludes the Real World Saga part 1.