Let me just start out by saying I never got “The Hills,” I still don’t get the hills. I like trashy reality TV as much as the next red-blooded American. But the hills just doesn’t do it for me. Recently the Hill’s cast salary has been plastered all over the internet. Kristin Calvalari is the same age as me, I have two real jobs yet and she has one fake one (actually I’m not sure Kristin is obligated to have a fake job) but needless to say she makes 90 grand a year. That’s not fair. We learn as youngsters that life isn’t fair. Flash back to second grade playing the game of LIFE you spin the wheel get a career, every so often land on a payday, climb mount Everest, win an art contest you know the drill. Even as a second grader you know that, that’s not how life actually works, well news flash that’s exactly how MTV payroll works.
Just think about it Lauren Conrad just graduated Laguna High she spun the wheel. A fashion designer Lauren Conrad will be. No keep spinning to collect your payday! It’s that easy. That’s got be the way it is for most of these reality TV stars. Do literally nothing and collect a payday. E! has taken this concept one-step further. Khloe Kardashian just added a little blue peg to her already blue peg(you know Khloe has got to be a blue peg) in her little plastic car. She’s def collecting on that. You can’t pass the church without getting married in the game of LIFE or you will be missing out on some major moneys. Just look at that other Kardashian bitch you know she can’t just wait to fill up her car with little pegs, 2,000 a kid. She best land on adopt twins. I wonder if Kim’s plastic peg needs two holes for her ass? All I wanna know is how do I get in on this game?
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