The Flunker Bill

Many of us have acquired a large sum of college loans over the past year or two. I think something should personally be done about this. Especially if we didn't get our money's worth. I for one propose a Bill that if we have unsatisfactory knowledge after college than the college that we went to should pay for some of our loans. This bill is appropriately named THE FLUNKER BILL. Here are 10 conditions which might qualify you for THE FLUNKER BILL:

1) The cost of your post-college rehab stint cost as much as your first semester.
2) Before college you worked in the mall and after college your still working in that mall
3) You are smarter than only half of the Gosselins, and two of them are John and Kate
4) When someone asks you if you get your news from fox or cnn, you respond E!
5) You consider The Hangover a really artsy well done film
6) Your career aspirations post-college are still to be an American Idol judge.....hey you might just get your chance.
7) Ordering Chinese food is a wordily task
8) You were decided to watch jeopardy, found it too challenging and changed the channel, only to find out later that it was kids Jeopardy
9)It took you more then 20 minutes to figure out how many Kardashians there are
10) You think Kuwait is the capital of Iraq

all of these or just one might qualify you for the flunker bill